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{New*} Top 100+ Best Whatsapp Status 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for top best Whatsapp status, then you are at right place. Because in this article we are going to share about the whatsapp online status or best status for whatsapp messenger or whatsapp status for best friends etc and I hope you will surely be going to like them. Also you can use these best status for whatsapp in english with your friends or other people on Whatsapp easily.

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Best Whatsapp Status Messages


When nothing seems right….go left



Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.


A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water


Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.



Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.


I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.


Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

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If you are player then I’m the GAME.



You can disturb me….I’m available


Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight


Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours


I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.



I believe in hate at first sight.


I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.


There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday


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Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM


Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.


I just want to die young as late as possible.


Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true


Love is what makes you smile when you're tired


The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

Defeat your enemies with your success

No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy


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If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie.
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To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.

I want another day with you.

A true love story nerve ends.

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak

Nobody can teach me who I am.

If you can dream it you can do it.



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{NEW*} Top 100+ Cool Whatsapp Status 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for the top collection of  cool whatsapp status then you are at right place. In this article we are going to share about cool whatsapp status ideas or cool whatsapp status updates and I hope you will surely be going to like them. Also you can use or share these best cool whatsapp status with your friends or other people on Whatsapp easily.
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Cool Whatsapp Status 2015

Top 100+ Cool Whatsapp Status

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Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas

To sin is to live

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

The last thing i want to do is hurt you.....but its still on the list

I like to take road less travelled.....helps me to avoid traffic 

There are many things you can't buy....but still pay for them. 

battery about to die 

Status under construction.No status available 


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My last seen,was to check your last seen at

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, be my world

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

Life is short, chat fast

Error: status unavailable 

Waiting for wi-fi network. 

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice 

I'll try being nicer if you start being smarter. 

Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

You don't have to like me....I am not a facebook status. 

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

WISDOM is the gold refinement of life

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

When you feel insulted I'm just describing you

100,000 sperms and i was the fastest

Love is when you feel totally complete

I love the passion between us

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

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{NEW*} Top 100+ Sad Status for Whatsapp 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for sad status for Whatsapp then you are at right place. Because in this article, we are going to share the top collection of best sad status for whatsapp that you will surely be going to like. Also you can use these best sad status for whatsapp or best heart touching status for whatsapp with your friends or other people on Whatsapp easily.
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Top 100+ Sad Status for Whatsapp

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Best Sad Status for Whatsapp

Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.

The higher you climb on love's ladder,the harder you fall.

 What's the point in all this screaming,no one's Listening any way.

I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends.

I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.

One morning you wake up afraid to live.
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Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart.

The pain is there to remind me that I'm still alive.

Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.

Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.

Let no one think I gave in.

The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.

How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.

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Wake me up when things are going right for once

 I'm invisible,until someone needs me.

 I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.

When You Sit Alone ...You Sit With Your Past

Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

Is feeling like the weight of the world is sitting on their shoulders.

You aren't the person I knew back then.

life's so shit it makes wot comes out the dog's ass look good

How did I go from being so happy, to so sad
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It's sad to be happy alone

 I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you

The sad part isn't that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.

The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.

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The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.

 I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.

 I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.


loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.

I’m missing something in my life these days.

I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad.

I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms
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You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can't trust


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{NEW*}Top 100+ Love Status for Whatsapp 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for best love status for whatsapp then you are at right place. Because in this article,we are going to share the top collection of cute love status for whatsapp or romantic love status for whatsapp that you will surely be going to like. Also you can use and share these best whatsapp love status with your friends or other people on Whatsapp easily.
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Love Status for Whatsapp 2015

Top 100+ Love Status for Whatsapp

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Whatsapp Status About Love

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
 Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
  No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
 We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!
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 Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
 Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
 Love is just love, it can never explained.
  Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.

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Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big. 
 Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it
 There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

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Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.
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One Boy- Thousand Feelings

I still fall for you every day.

Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.

I still fall for you every day.

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

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{NEW*} Top 100+ Short Status for Whatsapp 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for top short status for Whatsapp then you are at right place. Because in this article we are going to share the best collection of good short status for whatsapp or short status messages for whatsapp that you will surely be going to like. Also you can use or share these short status with your friends or other people on Facebook easily.
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Short Status for Whatsapp 2015

Top 100+ Short Status for Whatsapp

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Best Short Status for Whatsapp

Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.

I am not failed, my success is just postponed.

I like children. Properly cooked.

Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
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If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Short Status Quotes for Whatsapp

I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.

Weird is a side effect of awesome.

I’m not perfect, I am original.

I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

Silence is better than lies.

 I didn't change, I just woke up.

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 That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

 I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
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Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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{NEW*} Top 100+ Best Whatsapp Status Quotes 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for best Whatsapp status quotes, then you are at right place. Because in this article, we are going to share the top and best Whatsapp status quotes collection that you will surely be going to like. Also you can try out or share with your friends or other people on Whatsapp easily.

Best Whatsapp Status Quotes 2015

Top 100+ Best Whatsapp Status Quotes 

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Whatsapp Status Short Quotes

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
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I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later

I don't insult people , I just describe them

My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

Whatsapp Status Quotes on Attitude

I don't care for people, who don't care for me.

 I am not happy without you

 No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes

I don’t need drugs, Life is killing me slowly all by itself.

 Happiness is not ready made, It comes by our own actions
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Don’t Copy My Style.

Whatsapp Status quotes In English

No one realizes the beauty of love, until you're caught in it. 

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

All Experience is an arch to build upon

Those who snore always fall asleep first

Enjoy Life, there is plenty of time to be dead 

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A smile shows your strength
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Be my Love for tonight.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions  anyway

Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain.

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{NEW*} Top 100+ Whatsapp Status Messages 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for best Whatsapp status messages then you are at right place. Because in this article, we are going to share the short status messages for whatsapp, whatsapp status message ideas or short status messages for whatsapp that you will surely be going to like. Also you can share these status messages with your whatsapp friends etc.
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Whatsapp Status Messages 2015

Top 100+ Whatsapp Status Messages 

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Funny whatsapp status message

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

If I’m wired with you. I like you.
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I hate math but I love counting money.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

Laziness is me middle name.

I need Google in my brain.

If you fall. I’ll be there.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

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I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

You can do anything but not everything.

Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.

Life is short, make fun of it.

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

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Love is all you need.

I dreamed a dream.
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I can and I will. Watch me!!

I think love is fearless.

I love you even when I hate you.

I can’t stop missing you.

All I need is your love.

Whatsapp status messages love

Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.

There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
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It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.

Do a little more each day than you think you can.

Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.

Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.
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{NEW*} Top 100+ Romantic Whatsapp Status 2015 Collection

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If you are looking for best and top romantic Whatsapp status, then you are at right place. Because in this article we are going to share the best romantic whatsapp statuses that you can share on on your Whatsapp. Also you can try these romantic whatsapp status for girl friend.

Romantic Whatsapp Status 2015

Top 100+ Romantic Whatsapp Status

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Romantic whatsapp status for love

You are not ready for your next if you are still trying to impress your ex.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
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The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

I don't know why, but the people I want to impress, are the ones I don't even like.

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

My words may not impress you but my actions will.

I am what i am.. i will never try to be some one else to impress you.

How can u believe on the word 'believe', when there is a lie in center.

In a black and white World, True colors show.
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Romantic whatsapp status for girlfriend

If you can't forget your EX,You will never trust your NEXT.

And I think it's safe to say that the single very impressive figure to me.

Feeling unappreciated, trying to be the best girlfriend but I feel like you don't care.

Sometimes I wish there was a 'Build-a-Girlfriend'.

There are only two times that I want to be with you... Now and Forever.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

Romantic whatsapp status for boyfriend

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

One loyal girlfriend is worth more than one hundred girls.

A Real Boyfriend would try finding new ways to impress his girl even after he has her

It's very nice and my art is telling my girlfriend to I love you?
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Don't hate me, just get to know me first!

Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine

Give up and stop liking someone you can't have. He has a girlfriend.

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up everyday to impress you.

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{NEW*} Top 100+ Hilarious Funny WhatsApp Status Ideas 2015 Collection

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Funny WhatsApp Status Ideas 2015

Hilarious Funny WhatsApp Status Ideas


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I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.

If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

Friction is a drag.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
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On the other hand...you have different fingers.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different"

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse

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I have a Impudent neighbour Knocking on my door at 2.M He's lucky I was in a drum lesson

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.

Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo

 My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

 Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

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 If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

Keep calm, stay happy.
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Silent people have the craziest minds.

Everything is rightly confused.

I don't get drunk, i get awesome.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


Marriage means silent suicide.

People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

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