{NEW*} Top 100+ Hilarious Funny WhatsApp Status Ideas 2015 Collection


If you are looking for funny whatsapp status  ideas, then this article will be useful for you. Because in this article we are going to share the collection of best and top 100+ hilarious funny WhatsApp status ideas that you can share on WhatsApp with your friends.

Funny WhatsApp Status Ideas 2015

Hilarious Funny WhatsApp Status Ideas

So let's get started and check out this useful collection of best WhatsApp status mentioned below:
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.

If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

Friction is a drag.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
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On the other hand...you have different fingers.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different"

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse

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I have a Impudent neighbour Knocking on my door at 2.M He's lucky I was in a drum lesson

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.

Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo

 My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

 Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

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 If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

Keep calm, stay happy.
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Silent people have the craziest minds.

Everything is rightly confused.

I don't get drunk, i get awesome.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Marriage means silent suicide.

People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

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